Total Medals Earned: 1,926 (From 437 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,705 Points
Medals Earned: 15/16 (405/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/150 points)
Resisted for 1 minute without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 20 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 35 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 3 minutes.
Resisted for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Break Lynne's heart
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Start playing.
Finish the game.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You managed to escape
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
Seen the yellow magician
Seen the orange magician
Escaped the club dungeon
Escaped the diamond dungeon
Escaped the heart dungeon
Seen the purple magician
Escaped the spade dungeon
Collected all the playing cards
Escaped all dungeons and got the Magician to freedom
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/65 points)
A deathly forewarning
A slave for all eternity
An evil encounter
Premonition of imminent misfortune
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!